Throwback city with this Titanic Drinking Game.
Drink once every time:
-- every time Kate Winslet compares her life to that of a slave
-- they switch between the past and present
-- they treat women like they're dumb or inept
-- they say "Titanic"
2.27.2011
American Psycho
Drink once every time:
- anyone mentions Dorsea
- anyone mentions the Fisher Account
- Patrick reviews a restaurant or musical album (bonus: waterfall through the entire review)
- Patrick listens to his headphones
- Patrick talks about a famous serial killer
- anyone (or any animal) gets killed
- Patrick says "I have to return some videotapes"
- Patrick calls a woman by a slightly endearing yet mostly patronizing nickname (e.g. doll, pumpkin)
- anyone cries
- anyone makes a factually incorrect statement about pertinent social issues
Finish your drink when he tries to feed a kitten to the ATM.
(Thanks Erin, Lee and EB!)
- anyone mentions Dorsea
- anyone mentions the Fisher Account
- Patrick reviews a restaurant or musical album (bonus: waterfall through the entire review)
- Patrick listens to his headphones
- Patrick talks about a famous serial killer
- anyone (or any animal) gets killed
- Patrick says "I have to return some videotapes"
- Patrick calls a woman by a slightly endearing yet mostly patronizing nickname (e.g. doll, pumpkin)
- anyone cries
- anyone makes a factually incorrect statement about pertinent social issues
Finish your drink when he tries to feed a kitten to the ATM.
(Thanks Erin, Lee and EB!)
Camp Rock
Drink every time:
-- Anytime Disney bastardizes a musical genre.
-- Anytime a character's emotions take a complete 180 in 45 seconds or less.
-- Every montage.
-- Anytime "the mood is set" with a lighting filter.
-- Anytime a character must choose between being popular and doing what's right.
-- Every time Mitchie is sassy towards Shane.
-- Every time that you realize that you actually love this movie.
-- Every time you make a plot prediction that comes true.
-- Every time you predict the next line.
-- Any time a character immediately knows a song or dance that they have never previously rehearsed.
(Thanks Ev!)
-- Anytime Disney bastardizes a musical genre.
-- Anytime a character's emotions take a complete 180 in 45 seconds or less.
-- Every montage.
-- Anytime "the mood is set" with a lighting filter.
-- Anytime a character must choose between being popular and doing what's right.
-- Every time Mitchie is sassy towards Shane.
-- Every time that you realize that you actually love this movie.
-- Every time you make a plot prediction that comes true.
-- Every time you predict the next line.
-- Any time a character immediately knows a song or dance that they have never previously rehearsed.
(Thanks Ev!)
2.26.2011
Roadhouse
Drink every time:
-- tits or ass
-- Dalton gives a steely gaze
-- a knife is pulled
-- someone with a mullet speaks for the first time
-- someone says 'i thought you'd be bigger'
-- karate in or around a barn
-- Dalton says 'pain don't hurt'
-- the 'throat and quote' - you will know when you see it
-- monster truck
(thanks Hannah and Liz!)
-- tits or ass
-- Dalton gives a steely gaze
-- a knife is pulled
-- someone with a mullet speaks for the first time
-- someone says 'i thought you'd be bigger'
-- karate in or around a barn
-- Dalton says 'pain don't hurt'
-- the 'throat and quote' - you will know when you see it
-- monster truck
(thanks Hannah and Liz!)
2.10.2011
Super Bowl Drinking Game
Better late than never, right? And especially never too soon to prep for next year!
Drink once for every:
- interception
- sack
- flag
- incomplete pass
- touchdown
- announcer advertisement for a tv show after the game
- tattoo you can read
- man so fat you wonder how he can walk
- first down
Bonus Rules
- 2 drinks for a 2 pt conversion
- finish your drink on a challenge
Lets hear your adaptations for other sports!
Drink once for every:
- interception
- sack
- flag
- incomplete pass
- touchdown
- announcer advertisement for a tv show after the game
- tattoo you can read
- man so fat you wonder how he can walk
- first down
Bonus Rules
- 2 drinks for a 2 pt conversion
- finish your drink on a challenge
Lets hear your adaptations for other sports!
2.09.2011
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THE GAME YOU GO TO EVERY TUESDAY/THURSDAY/FRIDAY/SATURDAY NIGHT?
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send me the rules and anything else you think I should know at drinkingwithrules@gmail.com
2.06.2011
Jersey Shore
drink once:
-- the situation does something explicitly homoerotic
-- every time there is tension between ronnie and sammie
-- they mention how important Sunday night dinner is
-- every time deena uses a cute metaphor/analogy/catchphrase to cover up sluttiness
-- for the phrases "gym tan laundry," "MVP," and "t-shirt time"
-- every time snooki eats a pickle
-- snooki says "mraaaaah'
-- every time sammi threatens to leave the house
-- every time they wear a self referential tshirt (ie Ronnie's 'come at me bro' shirt)
-- pauly d says 'oh yeah'
-- one of the guys snooki / jwoww hooks up with has a girlfriend / fiance
-- someone says 'DTF' or 'smush'
drink twice:
-- every time deena talks about masturbating
-- every time there is actual physical violence
-- someone who does not live at the house shows up at the house unannounced
finish your drink:
-- if mike ever actually successfully scores with a girl
-- when anyone gets arrested
-- when someone actually leaves the house never to return
-- people in the house hook up with eachother (ronnie and sammi don't count)
-- the situation does something explicitly homoerotic
-- every time there is tension between ronnie and sammie
-- they mention how important Sunday night dinner is
-- every time deena uses a cute metaphor/analogy/catchphrase to cover up sluttiness
-- for the phrases "gym tan laundry," "MVP," and "t-shirt time"
-- every time snooki eats a pickle
-- snooki says "mraaaaah'
-- every time sammi threatens to leave the house
-- every time they wear a self referential tshirt (ie Ronnie's 'come at me bro' shirt)
-- pauly d says 'oh yeah'
-- one of the guys snooki / jwoww hooks up with has a girlfriend / fiance
-- someone says 'DTF' or 'smush'
drink twice:
-- every time deena talks about masturbating
-- every time there is actual physical violence
-- someone who does not live at the house shows up at the house unannounced
finish your drink:
-- if mike ever actually successfully scores with a girl
-- when anyone gets arrested
-- when someone actually leaves the house never to return
-- people in the house hook up with eachother (ronnie and sammi don't count)
2.05.2011
Criminal Minds
Turn on A&E or ion. Watch Criminal Minds when it is inevitably on.
Drink every time
- JJ calls Spencer 'spence'
- They flash their badges
- Any time the whole thing can be traced back to the unsub's mom
- Morgan and Garcia flirt
- 2 drinks if he says baby girl
- Someone becomes emotionally invested in a victim
- Rossi mentions his book
- The unsub dies
- They are 'ready to present the profile'
- Garcia does something illegal
- Garcia makes a list
- The quote is from the 20th century
- They break into the house / office of the unsub only to find they are not there
Finish your drink
- If Morgan and Garcia's flirting borderlines on actual sexual tension
- Garcia accompanies them to location
- Matthew Gray Gubler directed the episode
- The unsub is female
Drink every time
- JJ calls Spencer 'spence'
- They flash their badges
- Any time the whole thing can be traced back to the unsub's mom
- Morgan and Garcia flirt
- 2 drinks if he says baby girl
- Someone becomes emotionally invested in a victim
- Rossi mentions his book
- The unsub dies
- They are 'ready to present the profile'
- Garcia does something illegal
- Garcia makes a list
- The quote is from the 20th century
- They break into the house / office of the unsub only to find they are not there
Finish your drink
- If Morgan and Garcia's flirting borderlines on actual sexual tension
- Garcia accompanies them to location
- Matthew Gray Gubler directed the episode
- The unsub is female
My Girl - Mindless Behavior
"My Girl" by Mindless Behavior
YouTube Link (opens in new window)
Drink once every time:
- they chest bump
- the letters "MB" appear in the background / shaved into someone's head
- they say '143, smiley with a wink'
- they break it down
- the back up dancers are significantly older than the boys
YouTube Link (opens in new window)
Drink once every time:
- they chest bump
- the letters "MB" appear in the background / shaved into someone's head
- they say '143, smiley with a wink'
- they break it down
- the back up dancers are significantly older than the boys
Blue Hill Avenue, the movie
"Blue Hill Avenue" the movie
IMDB Page
Drink once every time:
-- you hear or see a gun being loaded
-- anyone says "motherfucker"
-- you see a place you recognize
-- anyone says "Blue Hill Avenue"
-- someone talks to someone over his/her shoulder
-- there is a quotable phrase/line (challenge by choice)
-- Martine sucks
-- before, during, and after sex
-- anyone says "hoin'"
-- anyone says "fucko"
-- anyone mentions "Twinkie" by name
-- there is a new tracksuit on screen
-- anyone mentions "the neighborhood" or "the hood" or "Dorchester" or "Roxbury"
-- there are white people on screen
-- Simon has a flashback
-- someone wrings or rubs his/her hands together
-- you get confused if the sirens are in the movie or outside your apartment
-- there is a joke about Simon being fat
IMDB Page
Drink once every time:
-- you hear or see a gun being loaded
-- anyone says "motherfucker"
-- you see a place you recognize
-- anyone says "Blue Hill Avenue"
-- someone talks to someone over his/her shoulder
-- there is a quotable phrase/line (challenge by choice)
-- Martine sucks
-- before, during, and after sex
-- anyone says "hoin'"
-- anyone says "fucko"
-- anyone mentions "Twinkie" by name
-- there is a new tracksuit on screen
-- anyone mentions "the neighborhood" or "the hood" or "Dorchester" or "Roxbury"
-- there are white people on screen
-- Simon has a flashback
-- someone wrings or rubs his/her hands together
-- you get confused if the sirens are in the movie or outside your apartment
-- there is a joke about Simon being fat
2.01.2011
Law & Order: SVU
Turn on any channel at any time -- watch SVU.
Drink any time:
- They use hyperbole
- They read someone their rights
- Any time the DA says "I'm done here" or "we're done here"
- Any time the DA says "I'm NOT done here" etc
- Ice-T says something 'urban' (e.g "that's messed up")
- Hudson Uni is mentioned
- a detective gets assaulted
- the 'dun dun' sound effect is played.
- you can identify the case from which this episode is 'ripped from the headlines'
- the Miranda rights are recited
- there is undercover work or role-playing
- Elliot has a rage blackout
- they call for a bus/ambulance
- there is a celebrity guest star
- they answer phone by last name
- threats are made to Stabler's family
- a badge is flashed
- there is evidence acquired in a shady way
- there is a foot or car chase
- Olivia talks with a child
- there is a knowing phone call
- there is extreme abusing/harassing of a witness
- there is a post-modern reference (iPhone, Craigslist, Twitter)
- the confession music plays
Drink twice every time:
-- there is a witty pun
-- there is sexual tension between Olivia and Elliot
-- the "ah-ha!" moment in the case occurs
-- the victim is not a victim
WATERFALL
-- Kathleen (elliot's daughter) is a fuck up
Drink any time:
- They use hyperbole
- They read someone their rights
- Any time the DA says "I'm done here" or "we're done here"
- Any time the DA says "I'm NOT done here" etc
- Ice-T says something 'urban' (e.g "that's messed up")
- Hudson Uni is mentioned
- a detective gets assaulted
- the 'dun dun' sound effect is played.
- you can identify the case from which this episode is 'ripped from the headlines'
- the Miranda rights are recited
- there is undercover work or role-playing
- Elliot has a rage blackout
- they call for a bus/ambulance
- there is a celebrity guest star
- they answer phone by last name
- threats are made to Stabler's family
- a badge is flashed
- there is evidence acquired in a shady way
- there is a foot or car chase
- Olivia talks with a child
- there is a knowing phone call
- there is extreme abusing/harassing of a witness
- there is a post-modern reference (iPhone, Craigslist, Twitter)
- the confession music plays
Drink twice every time:
-- there is a witty pun
-- there is sexual tension between Olivia and Elliot
-- the "ah-ha!" moment in the case occurs
-- the victim is not a victim
WATERFALL
-- Kathleen (elliot's daughter) is a fuck up
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