We may not be Olympic athletes, but we sure have a gold medal in drinking! Commemorate their athletic achievements and your liver calisthenics with these rules for the 2012 Olympic Summer Games!
DRINK EVERY TIME
- Someone doesn't stick the landing
- A personal interest story airs (Drink again if it's ultra sad)
- National anthem plays that you have never heard before
- National anthem plays that you know all the words to (Drink again if it's not your own)
- Ugly uniforms
- Crying parent
- Comparisons of 2012 London Opening Ceremony to 2008 Beijing Opening Ceremony
- Someone refers to the queen for no reason
- Someone speculates on Kate Middleton's outfit (double for Pippa)
- Parents are coaches
- Someone eats it during the hurdles
- Gabby Douglas, just because.
- Any time anyone says "Phelps"
- Someone is an "expert" on a sport, despite never having played it (drink again if they've never seen it)
DRINK TWICE / DO A SHOT EVERY TIME
- Someone breaks a record
- Eastern Europe wins a gold medal
- Anything about North Korea is mentioned
- A woman is the flag bearer
- Olympic Planning Fail
- Someone gets hurt
- You find yourself watching a sport you have never heard of but who cares because it's the Olympics (finish your beer for this one, let's be honest)
FINISH YOUR DRINK
- Every time you are overwhelmed with pride for your country and shed tears
USA USA USA!
(Compiled with help from Deej and Alli. inspired in no small part by Cheezeburger's Rules)
