Royal Wedding Drinking Game

Now, we realize this is a bit ex post facto. But if you're like the rest of us, you were unable to wake up at 4am and will instead settle for watching / reading / looking at recaps of the "historic event" for weeks to come.

This game will also help numb the pain of involuntarily watching / reading / looking at recaps of the event for weeks to come.

Drink every time

-- Someone discusses Kate Middleton's dress
-- Drink twice if they mention her sleeves
-- It is mentioned that Prince William won't be wearing a ring
-- Someone reminds you that Kate Middleton is a "commoner"
-- A British celebrity is shown at the wedding
-- Drink twice if it's an American celebrity
-- Finish your drink if they are asked to commentate
-- Parallels to Diana and Charles' wedding are drawn
-- The phrase "historic event" is said
-- A member of the royal family is wearing an item of clothing that reminds you there's still a lot of inbred blood in these lines.
-- Twice if it's a hat
-- Someone reminds you that it is "nice to have a piece of good news in the midst of so many crises"

Toasting Thursdays

Today's toast is an oldie, but a goodie.

Here's to you and here's to me
Friends forever we shall be
But if we ever disagree
Well fuck you and here's to me!

Happy little Friday!

98 Degrees - Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)

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yes this is 98° and not Enrique Iglesias. We're as surprised as you are.

Drink Every Time
-- You can see through someone's shirt
-- Justin Jeffre (the weird one with the caesar cut) is on screen. Drink twice if he's 'singing'.
-- Any attempt at cultural "authenticity"
-- You can see someone's 98 degrees tattoo.
-- Someone holds their chest / dances with their hands / does the white boy head nod.
-- They switch languages
-- Someone is kidnapped as a hilarious joke!

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Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix

Deathly Hallows has been released, but we're still partial to fifth Harry Potter. Go back to an angrier time with this drinking game!

Drink Every Time

-- Harry is bewildered and surprised by magic
-- A wand is dramatically brandished
-- Every time a picture moves
-- Every time Ron may actually be disabled
-- Someone comments, "you thought you could do this alone?!" or something similar
-- Hermione is neurotic and talks really fast
-- Umbridge "hem, hem"s
-- There is an ominous grey mist
-- There is sexual tension between two or more male characters
-- Lupin acts / looks like a heroin addict.
-- Snape acts like he may or may not have aspergers and fidgets
-- Dame Maggie Smith calls someone the fuck out

Waterfall for

DEMENTORS!
FLASHBACK!!
NIGHTMARE!!!

Thanks Carly!

Beyoncé - Single Ladies

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Two teams.
The single people in the group drink for "Single Ladies"
The coupled people in the group drink for "Put a ring on it"

You can just make two teams, or drink for both if you're feeling inspired. We like more crowd-specific games though!

Journey - Don't Stop Believin'

Don't worry, this time it's for real.


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Drink for every
-- Small town girl
-- Midnight train
-- City Boy
-- On and on and on and on
-- Niiiiiight
-- Some will WIN
-- Some will LOSE
-- Feelin'
-- Believin'
-- Waterfall for guitar solos/riffs

ALSO be sure to drink any time someone jumps the lyrics! If you're feeling up for it, make the jumper take a shot!

TOASTING THURSDAYS

Deja vu all over again. We thank The Wire for this one.

No loose talk,
No second guesses,
And NO SNITCHING.

Reno 911

You can opt to choose characters here, but we suggest just drinking for all the rules!

Drink every time:

-- Any time someone is racist, particularly towards Jones or Williams
-- Dangle does something overtly gay
-- Williams mentions her children
-- Trudy says something that just ends the scene
-- There's a repeat offender! Particularly a blurred face offender
-- The deputies are shown off duty
-- Someone mentions or is on meth
-- Sex workers are involved
-- There is a PSA

Drink TWICE
-- Every time Dangle does something heterosexual
-- Kimball may be a lesbian

WATERFALL
-- Someone in the scene laughs

Jeopardy

Yes, the game show. Don't lie, that's what you sometimes do on a Saturday night. We can't all be always wild.

Drink every time:
-- Alex makes an obnoxious/douchy remark
--'Daily Double' happens. (optional: drink DOUBLE)
-- Someone clicks the buzzer without knowing the answer
-- You get the answer right and the contestant gets it wrong
-- The contestant's life story is weirdly too personal / tragic
-- One person dominates the category down the line
-- Every contestant gets it wrong.

To make things a little more interesting, we've added these rules.

Bet on your contestant in the beginning. We recommend doing it quarter-beer/drink chunks. So you can bet up to a full beer on a contestant.

You should also bet on Final Jeopardy! Not on contestants, but on your own answers. Play along!

Rick Roll'd Drinking Game.

APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!

Now crack a beer and drink to these rules.

Drink every time Rick tells you --
-- He's never going to give you up
-- He's never going to let you down
-- He's never going to run around
-- He's never going to desert you
-- He's never going to make you cry
-- He's never going to say goodbye
-- He's never going to tell a lie
-- He's never going to hurt you.



Drink also for the black guy.

TOASTING THURSDAYS

Lol April fools!

Here's to the men we love
And the men who love us
But the men we love
Don't love us
So fuck the men
And here's to us!