Now, we realize this is a bit ex post facto. But if you're like the rest of us, you were unable to wake up at 4am and will instead settle for watching / reading / looking at recaps of the "historic event" for weeks to come.
This game will also help numb the pain of involuntarily watching / reading / looking at recaps of the event for weeks to come.
Drink every time
-- Someone discusses Kate Middleton's dress
-- Drink twice if they mention her sleeves
-- It is mentioned that Prince William won't be wearing a ring
-- Someone reminds you that Kate Middleton is a "commoner"
-- A British celebrity is shown at the wedding
-- Drink twice if it's an American celebrity
-- Finish your drink if they are asked to commentate
-- Parallels to Diana and Charles' wedding are drawn
-- The phrase "historic event" is said
-- A member of the royal family is wearing an item of clothing that reminds you there's still a lot of inbred blood in these lines.
-- Twice if it's a hat
-- Someone reminds you that it is "nice to have a piece of good news in the midst of so many crises"
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