Royal Wedding Drinking Game

Now, we realize this is a bit ex post facto. But if you're like the rest of us, you were unable to wake up at 4am and will instead settle for watching / reading / looking at recaps of the "historic event" for weeks to come.

This game will also help numb the pain of involuntarily watching / reading / looking at recaps of the event for weeks to come.

Drink every time

-- Someone discusses Kate Middleton's dress
-- Drink twice if they mention her sleeves
-- It is mentioned that Prince William won't be wearing a ring
-- Someone reminds you that Kate Middleton is a "commoner"
-- A British celebrity is shown at the wedding
-- Drink twice if it's an American celebrity
-- Finish your drink if they are asked to commentate
-- Parallels to Diana and Charles' wedding are drawn
-- The phrase "historic event" is said
-- A member of the royal family is wearing an item of clothing that reminds you there's still a lot of inbred blood in these lines.
-- Twice if it's a hat
-- Someone reminds you that it is "nice to have a piece of good news in the midst of so many crises"

Toasting Thursdays

Today's toast is an oldie, but a goodie.

Here's to you and here's to me
Friends forever we shall be
But if we ever disagree
Well fuck you and here's to me!

Happy little Friday!

98 Degrees - Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)

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yes this is 98° and not Enrique Iglesias. We're as surprised as you are.

Drink Every Time
-- You can see through someone's shirt
-- Justin Jeffre (the weird one with the caesar cut) is on screen. Drink twice if he's 'singing'.
-- Any attempt at cultural "authenticity"
-- You can see someone's 98 degrees tattoo.
-- Someone holds their chest / dances with their hands / does the white boy head nod.
-- They switch languages
-- Someone is kidnapped as a hilarious joke!

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Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix

Deathly Hallows has been released, but we're still partial to fifth Harry Potter. Go back to an angrier time with this drinking game!

Drink Every Time

-- Harry is bewildered and surprised by magic
-- A wand is dramatically brandished
-- Every time a picture moves
-- Every time Ron may actually be disabled
-- Someone comments, "you thought you could do this alone?!" or something similar
-- Hermione is neurotic and talks really fast
-- Umbridge "hem, hem"s
-- There is an ominous grey mist
-- There is sexual tension between two or more male characters
-- Lupin acts / looks like a heroin addict.
-- Snape acts like he may or may not have aspergers and fidgets
-- Dame Maggie Smith calls someone the fuck out

Waterfall for

DEMENTORS!
FLASHBACK!!
NIGHTMARE!!!

Thanks Carly!

Beyoncé - Single Ladies

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Two teams.
The single people in the group drink for "Single Ladies"
The coupled people in the group drink for "Put a ring on it"

You can just make two teams, or drink for both if you're feeling inspired. We like more crowd-specific games though!