Oscars Drinking Game

Gearing up for Oscars? Love 'em or hate 'em, this drinking game will make it much more tolerable!

Oscars Drinking Game

DRINK WHEN:

• Someone in the audience has a really obvious emotional reaction (disappointment, shock, happiness)
• A silent movie joke is made
• The orchestra cuts off an acceptance speech
• The acceptor remarks on the orchestra's cutting off his or her acceptance speech
• Someone says "wow"
• You realize Meryl Streep is your hero (so the whole thing? -- Ed.)

ALSO:

• Take an extra drink when you realize you're drinking because you're bored
• Waterfall during the montage of dead celebrities

HERE'S THE IMPORTANT ONE:

• If your pick for a given category wins, give a drink
• If your pick for a given category loses, take a drink

(thanks Lucile!)

Super Bowl XLVI Drinking Game!

                                                 

Here at Drinking With Rules, we're gearing up for the Super Bowl and rooting for our hometown Pats! But Giants or Pats fan, everyone can get down with these rules to toast to victory or ease the agony of defeat!

Drink once for every:

- interception
- sack
- flag
- incomplete pass
- touchdown
- first down 
- announcer advertisement for a tv show after the game
- tattoo you can read
- man so fat you wonder how he can run
- touchdown dance

Bonus Rules
- 2 drinks for a 2 pt conversion
- finish your drink on a challenge

We'd love to hear some suggestions for the halftime game! We will be live-updating, so bring them on!

LET'S GO PATS!

Reno 911

You can opt to choose characters here, but we suggest just drinking for all the rules!

Drink every time:

-- Any time someone is racist, particularly towards Jones or Williams
-- Dangle does something overtly gay
-- Williams mentions her children
-- Trudy says something that just ends the scene
-- There's a repeat offender! Particularly a blurred face offender
-- The deputies are shown off duty
-- Someone mentions or is on meth
-- Sex workers are involved
-- There is a PSA

Drink TWICE
-- Every time Dangle does something heterosexual
-- Kimball may be a lesbian

WATERFALL
-- Someone in the scene laughs

Jeopardy

Yes, the game show. Don't lie, that's what you sometimes do on a Saturday night. We can't all be always wild.

Drink every time:
-- Alex makes an obnoxious/douchy remark
--'Daily Double' happens. (optional: drink DOUBLE)
-- Someone clicks the buzzer without knowing the answer
-- You get the answer right and the contestant gets it wrong
-- The contestant's life story is weirdly too personal / tragic
-- One person dominates the category down the line
-- Every contestant gets it wrong.

To make things a little more interesting, we've added these rules.

Bet on your contestant in the beginning. We recommend doing it quarter-beer/drink chunks. So you can bet up to a full beer on a contestant.

You should also bet on Final Jeopardy! Not on contestants, but on your own answers. Play along!

Friends Drinking Game

This one is so simple, it only has two rules.

Rules
-- Everyone pick a 'friend'
-- Drink whenever your character's name is said.

Done.

Glee - Teenage Dream

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Drink every time:

-- The camera pans to Kurt and he fawns
-- Someone fist pumps
-- The dancers touch their hearts
-- The dude in the black sweater dances awkwardly.

Jersey Shore

drink once:
-- the situation does something explicitly homoerotic
-- every time there is tension between ronnie and sammie
-- they mention how important Sunday night dinner is
-- every time deena uses a cute metaphor/analogy/catchphrase to cover up sluttiness
-- for the phrases "gym tan laundry," "MVP," and "t-shirt time"
-- every time snooki eats a pickle
-- snooki says "mraaaaah'
-- every time sammi threatens to leave the house
-- every time they wear a self referential tshirt (ie Ronnie's 'come at me bro' shirt)
-- pauly d says 'oh yeah'
-- one of the guys snooki / jwoww hooks up with has a girlfriend / fiance
-- someone says 'DTF' or 'smush'

drink twice:
-- every time deena talks about masturbating
-- every time there is actual physical violence
-- someone who does not live at the house shows up at the house unannounced

finish your drink:
-- if mike ever actually successfully scores with a girl
-- when anyone gets arrested
-- when someone actually leaves the house never to return
-- people in the house hook up with eachother (ronnie and sammi don't count)

Criminal Minds

Turn on A&E or ion. Watch Criminal Minds when it is inevitably on.

Drink every time

- JJ calls Spencer 'spence'
- They flash their badges
- Any time the whole thing can be traced back to the unsub's mom
- Morgan and Garcia flirt
- 2 drinks if he says baby girl
- Someone becomes emotionally invested in a victim
- Rossi mentions his book
- The unsub dies
- They are 'ready to present the profile'
- Garcia does something illegal
- Garcia makes a list
- The quote is from the 20th century
- They break into the house / office of the unsub only to find they are not there

Finish your drink
- If Morgan and Garcia's flirting borderlines on actual sexual tension
- Garcia accompanies them to location
- Matthew Gray Gubler directed the episode
- The unsub is female

Law & Order: SVU

Turn on any channel at any time -- watch SVU.

Drink any time:

- They use hyperbole
- They read someone their rights
- Any time the DA says "I'm done here" or "we're done here"
- Any time the DA says "I'm NOT done here" etc
- Ice-T says something 'urban' (e.g "that's messed up")
- Hudson Uni is mentioned
- a detective gets assaulted
- the 'dun dun' sound effect is played.
- you can identify the case from which this episode is 'ripped from the headlines'
- the Miranda rights are recited
- there is undercover work or role-playing
- Elliot has a rage blackout
- they call for a bus/ambulance
- there is a celebrity guest star
- they answer phone by last name
- threats are made to Stabler's family
- a badge is flashed
- there is evidence acquired in a shady way
- there is a foot or car chase
- Olivia talks with a child
- there is a knowing phone call
- there is extreme abusing/harassing of a witness
- there is a post-modern reference (iPhone, Craigslist, Twitter)
- the confession music plays

Drink twice every time:
-- there is a witty pun
-- there is sexual tension between Olivia and Elliot
-- the "ah-ha!" moment in the case occurs
-- the victim is not a victim

WATERFALL
-- Kathleen (elliot's daughter) is a fuck up