Ke$ha - Blow

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Drink once for:

-- "Uzbekistan"
-- any time Ke$ha does anything suggestive with her tongue
-- every piece of clothing that is removed
-- every pun involving James Van Der Beek's name
-- pelvic thrusting
-- "lactose gold"

Finish your drink:

-- when the unicorn stares directly into your soul / the camera


(thanks EB and Allison!)